Most alerts aren't incidents — but you dig every time to find out.
Every alert pulled an engineer out of whatever they were doing. Most turned out to be a known flake or a bad deploy — but you couldn’t know that until you’d opened Sentry, read the stack trace, checked what shipped recently, and tried to reproduce it. The digging was the same every time; only the answer changed.
Nights and weekends were the worst of it. A page at 3am usually meant twenty minutes of context-gathering before you even knew whether it mattered, and the noisy alerts trained everyone to half-ignore the channel — which is exactly how the one that mattered slipped through.
